Pictures:

A pear of scissors.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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