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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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It's a lap top.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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