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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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