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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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