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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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