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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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