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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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