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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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