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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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