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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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