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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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