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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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