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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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