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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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