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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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