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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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