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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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