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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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