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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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