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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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