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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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