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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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