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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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