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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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