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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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