When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?
What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?
Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?
Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?
How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?
Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?
Why was Fred very good at sleeping?
What kind of point is not sharp?
After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?
What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?
What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?
What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?
