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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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