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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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