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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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