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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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