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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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