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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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