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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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