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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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