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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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