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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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