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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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