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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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