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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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