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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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