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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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