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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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