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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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