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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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