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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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