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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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