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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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