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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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