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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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