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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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