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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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