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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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