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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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