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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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