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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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