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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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