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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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