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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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