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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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