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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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