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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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