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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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