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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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