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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Akiva Lane
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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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