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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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