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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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