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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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