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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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