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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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