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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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