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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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