Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2468
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

3320
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

736
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

3076
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

1657
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

1934
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

1472
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

1295
Aim magazine.
General
Picture

How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

3301
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

1715