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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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