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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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