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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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