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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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