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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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