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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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