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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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A paradigm.

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