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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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