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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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