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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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