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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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