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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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