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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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