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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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