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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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