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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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