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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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