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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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