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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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