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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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