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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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