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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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