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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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