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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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