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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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