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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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