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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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