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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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