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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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