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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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