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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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