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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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