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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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