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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane
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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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