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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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