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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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