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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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