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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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