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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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