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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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