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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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