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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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