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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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