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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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