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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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