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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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