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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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