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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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