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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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