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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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