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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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