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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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