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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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