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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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