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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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