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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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