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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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