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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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