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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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