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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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