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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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