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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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