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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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