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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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