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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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