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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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