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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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