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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shane Ronay
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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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