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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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