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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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