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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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