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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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