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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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