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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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