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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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