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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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