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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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