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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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