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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Yisro Whale

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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