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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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