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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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