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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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